WARNING: this article is highly controversial. It may result in people rioting in the streets. No, it’s nothing to do with cartoons or religion. I have an even more contentious issue to raise: Mothers are not always right.
There. I said it. Now before I am lynched by hordes of outraged adult women, let me qualify my statement by saying that mothers know best 99.99999 per cent of the time. But there have been 20 occasions in history when mothers TOTALLY screwed up.
In 1986, Dan Harrison was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Dan approached it very carefully.
He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.
As carefully and as gently as he could, Dan worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.
The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments.
Dan stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.
Dan never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
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